I don't know how to be socially acceptable.
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Friend:
So what's your team like?
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Me:
There's about 7 people, and 6 of them are female.
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Friend:
Nice!
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Me:
I'm no longer an outcast for having a vagina!
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Friend:
Yay! But you're still younger than everyone?
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Me:
Yeah. I'm an outcast for not having a vagina as long as other people.
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Friend:
Could also be because you say vagina a lot.
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Me:
Wait...that's not how you make friends? ._.
