I don't know how to be socially acceptable.
- Friend: So what's your team like?
- Me: There's about 7 people, and 6 of them are female.
- Friend: Nice!
- Me: I'm no longer an outcast for having a vagina!
- Friend: Yay! But you're still younger than everyone?
- Me: Yeah. I'm an outcast for not having a vagina as long as other people.
- Friend: Could also be because you say vagina a lot.
- Me: Wait...that's not how you make friends? ._.